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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

My cat's not very useful, but he's heckin' cute.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Oops. Tied for first!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Me. I’m competent as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The tap, it generates water out of the void

[–] AsudoxDev 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

This guys bidet.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Probably the walls. Without them, the ceiling would collapse and everything in the room would be useless.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My phone. A Pixel 6a with GrapheneOS.

I actually use my tablet with a logitech keyboard and trackball more but the phone can do things the tablet can't.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have the same phone stock os. How's graphene?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Fantastic.

There are things that some people need which don't work. Google Pay and some banking apps don't work but I never used those anyway.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

My glasses, my eyes are completely fucked so I really can't do anything without them.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The chances of the most useful thing in the room being my phone is pretty high no matter what room I am in, since my phone is usually in my pocket and also modern phones are one of the most useful tools in existence.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Antibiotics.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Standing on the bus stop, so, uh the road? But that wouldn't be useful without the buildings and all the activities in them that bring people here. Or since the room could be considered the general "outdoors", oxygen, or stuff like that.

Also now I'm in the bus, so the driver.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My computer. It was the most expensive one in the store when I bought it, and besides a not so great wi-fi adapter and ageing HDD's, this computer's been amazing for gaming sessions! The only physical console I've touched in years has been the Nintendo Switch due to the exclusives.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Emulators exist... ...oh wait... FUCK NINTENDO

I love their exclusive titles, but their hardware, and the way they deal with emulator developers make me want to throw up

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Depends on purpose. We’re complex creatures. Sometimes we need food. Sometimes we need to stay warm. sometimes we need to battle the dark thoughts in our head.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

My laptop & phone

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'm cleaning my basement, so I'm surrounded by tools, warm winter clothes and blankets, and bicycles.

But probably the smartphone in my hand.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Myself. Which I see as a sign that I need better stuff. I am a low bar.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'm out in a gazebo with nothing around me, so probably the sleeveless argyle sweater which is doing a better job keeping me warm than my blouse/skirt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

My 3d printer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Probably the ladder with 6 rungs, about 2m long.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm in my car so, probably my car.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you’re in the car, does the car really count as inside itself?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

🤷 I guess everything that's inside the outside is inside.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Uhhhh. Probably the fridge. Maybe the microwave/oven combi, but the microwave no longer works so it's a bit less useful. If you purely look at the basics of survival then those would probably do it. Maybe the heaters, because surviving in a cold room is also pretty shit.

You could also argue that the smartphone I'm typing this on or the laptop are the most useful. It really comes down to semantics of "useful".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Depends what you want to do.

Want to sit? The chairs. Want to see? The lights. Want to not fall under the building? The floor. Want to get out? The door. Want to swim? The pool. Want to get out of the pool? The ladder. Want to get changed? The changing room. Want to warm the room? The heater.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm rocking in a hammock in my backyard, while the portal solar panel I got for camping charges my bike battery. The sun is definitely the most useful thing right now, giving me next week's commute!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Would "my phone" or "my computer" be too cheap as answers?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The clock on my PVR (01:59) and the light switch. It's time for bed...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Definitely not me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Why do you keep posting the same question in different communities?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

me.

nobody else in here. and there aren't any other tools around.

(self-burn. the rarest of burns)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Was going to say my phone but honestly? Probably my bed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

My iPad. I can not only doom scroll Lemmy, but keep up on news, read, play music or video, consume all the worlds knowledge. Also I can order food or anything really

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm in the kitchen with my teenage daughter, so maybe the fridge?..

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