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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean, it’s not like twitter was ever a beacon of glory, pre-Elon twitter was still twitter

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Twitter was a turd. X is a turd marinaded in diarrhea sauce.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Such poetry. It brings a tear to my eye

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ok well maybe a beacon of glory is a bit out there for Twitter, but there was a time where it was actually cool and unique.

Like back in the day where you could interact with it over plain SMS lol

I feel old.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Xitter (pronounced shitter)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ummm … how?!? I just copied that text and it worked. 🤯

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s a distinct ascii character

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

not in ascii!!! in unicode!!!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because it's text.

There are more kind of letters then just our latin alphabet. Cyrillic, aboriginal Canadian and even Chinese and Japanese can be typed by just text for instance (日本語の例え)

In the same vein, mathematical and other scientific symbols can be typed using just text, and 𝕏 is the symbol that stands in place for arbitrary distance in a formula.

Basically, it's just a (mathematical) letter, it can be typed.
That's also why their new CEO had difficulties copyrighting it; it's just a letter, after all!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As a sidenote, looking up what the mathematical symbol actually means gave me this gem

𝕏 redirects here, for the social media, see Twitter

Even the Wikipedia community refuses to acknowledge this!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

see the talk page of twitter

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

There is no concencus, slightly more people oppose to rename the page, but only sightly.

I hope they keep it up, to avoid confusion, and to spite their current, dickhead CEO

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's not like it was a hostile take over. They played their part when Musk talked shit and they sued him to follow through with the purchase. They could have easily kept it, but they wanted the money instead.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not that they are blameless - far from it - but they had a fiduciary responsibility to pursue the deal because it was good for their shareholders

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was a public company, the shareholders would've sued them, no?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Twitter has never, even dating back to it's inception, never ever ever turned a profit. The whole reason Elon mockingly offered to buy it was because they were looking for, and struggling to find, a buyer. They just wanted to break even and walk away.

Instead Elon was like "Hur dur I got 43 billion for ya!" And Twitter was like "SOLD! No takesies backsies!". And Elon was like "Wait, wut?"

And then Elon carried a sink through the lobby in protest.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Hey, don't rewrite history - twitter was always notoriously bad, under Elon it surely got even worse though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Previously, it was a shithole.
Now, it's a Nazi shithole.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The way I look at it, if Elon Musk is gonna deadname his own child, I'm sure as shit gonna deadname the corporation he tanked

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Eye for an eye makes the world blind

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

There is simple solution: just ignore it. Don't refer to it in any way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Twitter is gone. It died the day Elon fired most of its staff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Twitter was always bad. It is of course way worse now, but it is silly to have any nostalgic and reverential feelings for it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I mean lets not overdo it the algorithms were becoming very trash before it was bought up but it was usable. Peak twitter was like 2017

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Twitter is no worse today than five years ago. But it’s certainly also no better. The discussion about which billionaires we want manipulating public discourse is outright insanity

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

People now have fond memories of twitter? Insane.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

"X" in Chinese is pronounced "sh", so I approve.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Mmh... nope, don't care, my neurons has already a "twitter" thing in memory, devoting 0 additional effort in anything related to that thing

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Call it "the app formerly known as twitter". It's what the media does. It would piss off Elon, and it has a whole prince vibe to it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I always call it 'X, the everything app.'

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For me, it’s simpler than that: I’m gonna deadname his company as long as he keeps deadnaming his daughter

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's up with his daughter? Did she decide to switch name because he gave her a stupid one?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She was a boy. Now she's a girl. Daddy didn't take it so well.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Read to the tune of Sk8er boi by Avril Lavigne

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

She was a boy,
He's just a douche.
Can I make it any more obvious?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sorry twitter was always trash

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

It really is saying something that it's waaay worse now.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I hadn't been there in a long while, but a friend sent a link to what he said was a funny tweet. It was, but the responses were just awful, and they all had blue checkmarks.

Every single inserted ad was for right-wing grifts (crypto, t-shirts, gold coins, etc) or awful right-wing politicians looking angry or posing with guns.

Noped right out.

I pointed it out to my wife, but she says the journalists she follows are still all there. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Don't call it anything. Ignore it and maybe it will go away.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I have despised twitter since basically its inception.

  1. The character (original) character limit fundamentally means you are strongly encouraged to limit conversation to basically soundbites, slogans, and pithy comments. Even though this was changed later, it still created a culture that generally mocks anything long winded.

While its true that brevity is the soul of wit, wit is not the same thing as a detailed and nuanced discussion of a complex topic.

It thus lends itself to being an optimal tool for political slogans, celebrity gossip, and direct corporate advertisement.

  1. Twitter is far, far, faaar too open ended, as in one to many kind of network connections. Its a dream come true also for narcissistic, attention seeking individuals who want to win Twitter.

  2. Twitter blew up before Facebook completely shifted (enshittified?) their entire model from being focused on actually connecting friend groups, and directly pushed Facebook toward just being an unmitigated firehose of 'content' from every which way, which just became the norm for 'social media' design.

Of course X now is even fucking worse, but I am so glad its dying.

The way I see it, Twitter contributed heavily toward destroying the older, more personal formats of social media, it helped destroy the old forum culture of the net where people had communities and a measure of intellect, privacy and respect.

It took the sincerity out of online discourse, and was foundational in shifting the internet from a 'place' with lots of weird locales, into some kind of Eldritch god's sick joke of a species level omni-mirror, reducing online humanity to a popularity contest of political slogans, narcissistic clout chasers, gossip mongers, and corporate sloganeering and brand worship... and giving all of this to us in an undifferentiated constant flow.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago

But Twitter has always been shit.