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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I really like Python. The only thing I don't want to do with Python is support a large code base. Lack of strict typing makes refactoring awful

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

And now we have free threads so I can't say at least you don't have normal concurrency problems 🀣

[–] JackbyDev 11 points 23 hours ago

This is probably my biggest complaint about trying to learn Python past the beginner level and into intermediate and beyond. This is also one of my strongest arguments in favor of static type systems over dynamic ones.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Using cryptic parameter names is just nonsense when you can obviously use lewd cryptic parameter names instead.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

also how they are used as backdoors nowadays

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I love shitting on Python, but I feel like all those problems are present in libraries for other languages as well. There's a tonne of that crap for JS/TS.

Similarly, I find a fair number of Rust crates (that I want to use) have virtually no doc or inline examples, and use weird metaprogramming that I can't wrap my head around.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like there's a very fine balance for the effort required to publish a package.

Too easy and you get npm.

Too hard and you get an empty repo.

I feel like Java is actually doing a relatively good job here. Most packages are at least documented a bit, though obviously many are outdated.

[–] expr 1 points 18 hours ago

Uh, there are an absolute fuckload of Java libs out there with nothing more than auto-generated garbage Javadocs.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Are we living in a world in which the JS/TS ecosystem is the yardstick by which we measure well written code? I mean... Wait a minute! I figured it out! This is the Bad Place!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Every time I have a problem, I throw a regex on it, and BOOOOM, right away I have a different problem

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

What took you so long?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

I mean, if we're talking about all those problems, the no-type-annotations issue is rather specific for Python, JS/TS and Ruby.

But in general, I feel like there's somewhat of an old world vs. new world divide, which happened when package registries started accepting libraries from everyone and their cat.

In C, for example, most libraries you'll use will be quite well-documented, but you'll also never hear of the library that Greg's cat started writing for the niche thing that you're trying to do.

Unfortunately, Greg's cat got distracted by a ball of yarn rolling by and then that was more fun than writing documentation.
That's the tradeoff, you get access to more libraries, but you just can't expect all of them to be extremely high-quality...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You should look at some old Perl or C code. I have even seen some shell code that makes me want to bash my head in till death with an IBM Model M Keyboard

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

That's why they named the shell like that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Similarly, I find a fair number of Rust crates (that I want to use) have virtually no doc or inline examples, and use weird metaprogramming that I can’t wrap my head around.

Is it really a true rust crate if it doesn't contain at least one inscrutable macro?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s one of the macro_rules!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Not even one full day after posting this and here I am debugging one of my own inscrutable macros for a version upgrade lmao.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Lol also the importing of lpad and iseven

[–] dudinax 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Rust crates have the second and third problems.

Rust at least has type annotation.

The type has private fields. There's no constructor. There's no implementation of the From trait except on itself. You can't find a function anywhere that returns the type.

[–] KindaABigDyl 9 points 1 day ago

I find Rust crates generally have pretty good docs. Docs.rs is a major time saver

[–] sus 42 points 2 days ago

bonus points if you're using a statically typed language but the library uses extensive metaprogramming seemingly for the sole purpose of hiding what types you actually need

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you should learn Rust. the type system is so comprehensive that half the time you can guess what a function does (or at the very least what you're supposed to pass to it) without a single line of human written documentation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

My problem with Rust is that I find refactoring really painful.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (4 children)

It's still crazy to me that Django doesn't have type hints.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

One more reason to add to my hate list for kubernetes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Flask does - maybe a reason to switch? Lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

I have been meaning to try it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

The django-stubs package is decent though

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Will you share the source?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I disagree with them, but I'm also not the one that would be spending days adding support, so fair enough.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

That thread is from like 4 years ago, types in Python have come a long way since then. Maybe they'd reconsider if the community brought it back up