This would be hilarious.
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You can even say "Sometimes it feels like you do not even know me at all!" In the sessions
show up with a different date to each session and act like it's the same person
"I don't know, you changed so much it feels like you aren't even the person I started dating ~~last week~~ long ago"
"He doesn't even remember our anniversary."
“She doesn’t remember it either!”
I don't even know what we're doing here. What was your name again?
Does this feel like a joke to you?
We're wasting all of our time right now.
... idk how long I could last, honestly.
Following up with an "You're right, I don't know you"
Why would this be hilarious?
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The therapist would probably care little, you are still paying them. Maybe they would even try to see how long it takes you to notice that they already know and just doing it because they keep getting money
As a therapist, I would immediately notice, but would instead use the opportunity to work through their need for attention from strangers and why they use pranks and humor to hide their true emotions. They're still paying me to help them, so I would. "Why do you feel like you need the excuse of a third person to dare going to therapy?"
Maybe they just thought it would be funny
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Well it is an expensive date/hobby
Couples therapy in my area would easily cost about $150/hr.
Cheaper than dinner at a fancy restaurant.
Edit: schedule date. Meet at coffee shop. Book a 1 hr appt. Spend the hour. Hit a bar with date to laugh/cry over drinks.
per person, or total?
"I don't even know you. You're not the man I married 5 years ago."
Has there been an increase in useless circles lately?
I'm a bit sick of how there are only like 9 bios in all the dating apps. This one is number 6. No creativity, no information about yourself, just copy something funny you saw somewhere.
For me it almost sounded like a premise for a modern romcom.
Were they end up falling in love for real
Yes, that is generally how rom coms work
thanks for the rwd circle, wouldnt have seen the text otherwise
This one time I circled myself in a picture I sent someone because autism
I honestly want to do this but I live in the US.
Getting therapy isn't easy on this side of the pond either from what I've heard, but it's possible
The famous multi-hemisphere diagonal pond. Yes I've heard of it
They would probably notice immediately
It's a very select group of individuals who can pull it off. My friends tried and was sent on their way within 10 minutes. Unless the therapist is just interested is cashing out on the prank it may not go as intended
Alright ladies, my insurance will totally cover this 1x per week for an in network licensed family therapist,
Cause this sounds like a very good use of that benefit. You wanna talk about improved mental health. This will do it