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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The therapist would probably care little, you are still paying them. Maybe they would even try to see how long it takes you to notice that they already know and just doing it because they keep getting money

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 week ago (3 children)

As a therapist, I would immediately notice, but would instead use the opportunity to work through their need for attention from strangers and why they use pranks and humor to hide their true emotions. They're still paying me to help them, so I would. "Why do you feel like you need the excuse of a third person to dare going to therapy?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Maybe they just thought it would be funny

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Internet points.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well it is an expensive date/hobby

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Couples therapy in my area would easily cost about $150/hr.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Cheaper than dinner at a fancy restaurant.

Edit: schedule date. Meet at coffee shop. Book a 1 hr appt. Spend the hour. Hit a bar with date to laugh/cry over drinks.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

per person, or total?