Curated Twitter

511 readers
1 users here now

For preserving the least toxic and most culturally relevant Twitter heritage posts.

Image descriptions and plain text captions of written content are expected of all screenshots. Here are some image text extractors (I looked these up quick and will gladly take FOSS recommendations):

-web

-iOS

-android

Please begin copied raw text posts (lacking a screenshot that makes it apparent it is from Twitter) with:

# This has been reposted here to Lemmy as part of the "Curated Twitter Project."

I made the icon using multiple creative commons svg resources, the banner is this.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
1
 
 
2
617
Drink up (i.imgur.com)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 
3
 
 
4
 
 
5
8
oop (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 
6
 
 

Caption: imagine spending nineteen years of your life raising a guy named Tanner, and then he wraps his '99 Subaru Impreza around a tree on prom night because he's the one teenager in Sacramento that can't drive straight off several four loko's. nineteen whole years, splayed across a tree

7
 
 

Caption: hey man, come through we're at the new brewery in the worst part of town. it's at 300% capacity and there's one bartender.

8
 
 

Caption: Charlie Brown is an adult now. Snoopy is merely a security question.

9
 
 

Caption: IF YOU SEE SOMEBODY WEARING THIS SHIRT IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD THE RENT IS GOING UP.

Image: joy division unknown pleasures album cover

10
 
 
11
 
 

Caption: absolutely ruining my own day by imagining a restaurant that refuses to serve me because im wearing brass knuckles

12
 
 

Caption: Its cool that Queen is responsible for like 15 of the worst songs ever written and theyre all bad for different reasons.. Incredible range

13
6
Wint @dril (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

Caption:

Tweet by wint (aka @dril) another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it 11:27 PM • Feb 19, 2012