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This would be hilarious.
You can even say "Sometimes it feels like you do not even know me at all!" In the sessions
show up with a different date to each session and act like it's the same person
"I don't know, you changed so much it feels like you aren't even the person I started dating ~~last week~~ long ago"
"He doesn't even remember our anniversary."
“She doesn’t remember it either!”
I don't even know what we're doing here. What was your name again?
Does this feel like a joke to you?
We're wasting all of our time right now.
... idk how long I could last, honestly.
Following up with an "You're right, I don't know you"
Why would this be hilarious?