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[–] [email protected] 198 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Bitch, you came from an emerald mine, walkin' the streets with gems in your pockets. Shut the fuck up.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

🎶 People say he’s crazy

He’s got emeralds on the soles of his shoes 🎶

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

ta na na na

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Oh no, I think Elon downvoted you.

[–] [email protected] 151 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I too lived on a dollar or less a day before becoming the lower middle class person I am today. It's easy when your parents buy everything for you and you don't have expenses.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Came here to say this. It's also remarkably easy to mooch off extended family, friends, even strangers. People usually feed their couch-surfer guests as well, who knew?

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 week ago

The headline should read "Guy routinely talking out of his ass is talking out of his ass".

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Grade A delusional thinking.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Yea but this is grade A in the same way that school lunch ketchup is grade A.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I completely believe that he was making 1$ a day at some point, he's just neglected to talk about the 20 million he had in the bank from daddy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

or the other thousands of dollars he also ~~made~~ acquired that day

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The headline and article seems to be hugely misleading. According to this article, the $1 was only for food and he did it as a challenge, not out of necessity.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

For how long though? Because I can survive for a week or so on zero dollars a day, by fasting and foraging for dandion greens and citrus fruit from trees in public places. Longer than 2 weeks and my body would start to fail, but Id survive, technically, for a while longer.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago

Then he doesn't need billions of dollars, right?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)
Rent: 22¢ (couch split w/ 44 friends)

Breakfast: 11¢ (2 eggs)
.......... 1¢ (electricity borrowed from neighbor)
.......... Free (skillet found in street)

Gym membership: Free (lifting rocks)

Commute: 4¢ (walking in two used Kleenex boxes for shoes)

Lunch: 30¢ (cup filled with ketchup from Wendy's pump)

Commute home: 20¢ (walk on hands, use bandaid for blisters)

Clothes: 16¢ (Scotch tape for holding together discarded pizza boxes)

Yeah, that checks out.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Do you think the staff at the Wendy's get annoyed at having to see that poor bastard pump a full cup of ketchup every day.

Like oh jeez, I hope you filled that thing today. I cannot take a half hour of the slurping noise as Johnny makes the most of his 30¢

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago

https://muckrack.com/jeannine-mancini/articles

https://www.linkedin.com/in/jeannine-mancini-9b4348224

If this is a real writer and not AI generated content (with a fake public profile), it's a college student doing intern work writing articles on topics she is given.

It's clickbait, pure and simple

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So it only costs $365 a year to survive in America. Neat.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Or even better, around 52 bananas!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

If you're willing to exploit nearly everyone you meet for free food and shelter, yes, yes it is.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago

"I once had to sell an emerald at half it's market value just so I could afford to pay the maid service at my third home" 🙄

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Rent is more than a dollar a day. Without a place to code, he never would have been able to work on PayPal. If he slept in his car and worked in an office, gas is still more expensive than a dollar a day unless he moved his car only on the weekends. In short. No he didn't. Someone else footed the bill and he only paid a buck a day for maybe food. Not as tough as doing it on your own, which he's never done.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Correct, he is lying, aka breathing.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago

Alternative headline suggestion: "Rich liar lies".

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

"I saved up all week to buy one banana for $7, and that sustained me the rest of the next week!"

-Elon Musk, clueless asshole

Edit: Fun fact: Elon could read this a dozen times and still not get the joke.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Here's ten dollars go see a Star war.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I recall that even being rich his "friends" complain he wants to sleep on their couch and eat their food.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I figured this was how he "survived on $1/day".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

xactly. once a parasite always a parasite.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

well that was a lie.gif

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

As long as you aren't sleeping in your bed when the police get the wrong address, or sleeping in an encampment when the police decide to steal all your belongings for living while poor, or kicked out of the library for not having access to a bathroom, or finding yourself in a grocer, mall, concert hall, theatre, school, etc on a day a shooter decides to show up.

Also you can't survive on $1 per day without someone caring for you. That will not keep you off the streets and fed, and it will most definitely not cover fees for access to self improvement resources or recovery.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Who is his audience when he tells lies like this? Like, who is agreeing with him? Even beyond how bonkers it is to say out loud, it also doesn’t benefit him to further alienate himself from the world, does it?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Crazy right wingers who go "Obviously we need to cut welfare so this genius doesn't have to pay taxes! Then one day I will be just as rich as him and be glad I didn't make people as rich as him and future-me pay taxes!"

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

No. I did that once (as a middle class person too proud to accept daddy's help) and it was fucking awful. I lasted 8 months before I had to consult Bank of Dad, which I'm pretty impressed by, but everything about it sucked. I would steal loaves of bread from bakeries at 4am, as they'd leave them outside to cool. I'd go to late night chippies and make up stories about being on a great adventure for charity so they'd give me free chips, I'd buy my clothes from a market that sold soiled and ripped clothing donated from fast fashion stores, and I'd hand sew them back to acceptability so I could wear them. We'd dumpster dive, forage, and beg, and it still wasn't enough. Rent started going on credit cards, I discovered new addictions I couldn't afford just to cope with the pain of no heating, shitty food, and a general feeling of desperation. And I had a fucking safety net, I was nowhere near the suffering of most people at this kind of poverty line.

Elon is a rich prick. I got a momentary taste of poverty and it was fucking awful. He would have caved in a day.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

“Why don’t you just eat cake?”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

I mean, this story is obviously bullshit and has been debunked over the years.

Not to mention even on its face, the headline is just wrong.

Elon states he had an apartment, but also implies he lived in his office, coding 24/7.

So... he had an apartment and is exaggerating about how often he stayed late.

How much did that apartment cost?

???

Did he just walk to work?

Was he working but not earning a wage?

This is a total bullshit article even by its own text.

Maybe his food budget was about a dollar a day for a while. Sure, ok, that's maybe possible.

This is like those stories that were going around a while ago with various corporations just displaying absolutely absurd budgets for how a person could afford to live on their full time minimum low income job...

By assuming rent is 40% lower than it is, that they don't have to pay for car insurance, never have health problems, never need new clothes, barely eat and don't have a phone or internet plan.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

What can a banana cost.jpg

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

What a fellating fallacious piece of filth that read was. Could they suck him off any harder without ripping his dick off? I submit that they cannot.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Do it again. Now.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I would be very surprised if someone born into wealth like Elon Musk ever dumpster dived for a burger or chicken nugget.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He's rapidly headed back to that income level.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I get that it's nice to imagine, but no, he really fucking isn't, and not just because he never was on that income level, but because he is so obscenely rich, that even if all his current ventures fail spectacularly, he has enough to fall back on a few million times over.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wait, I only donated ten cents a day to an african child, what the hell, suzanne summers?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

$1 a day ignores all the favors he received. How much did that add up to? Most people don’t have that luxury.

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