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[–] [email protected] 278 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why is Porn a censored word but Angular is OK?

[–] [email protected] 125 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least name it well. What's tw supposed to mean?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's trigger warning for the self harm risk involved in reading angular.

[–] Strykker 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't get all the angular hate, other than just hating js in general Ive enjoyed using angular on projects I built with it

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Young people are hilariously messed-up. It’s like my generation decided we were finally going to challenge all the old taboos, and then the next generation demolished all the old gender assumptions, except now we have to be super judgmental about what everyone else is into.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I also thought you weren’t supposed to kink shame?

[–] sukhmel 5 points 1 month ago

Do you mean JS is your kink? Well, everyone has eir quirks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

What part of the younger generations are being judgmental about what people are into in their private lives? As long as it isn't hurting anyone (without enthusiastic and sapient consent), I don't see an issue.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you implying that you masturbate to Angular files?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Oh, I'm guessing you're one of the Vue degenerates, right?

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[–] [email protected] 205 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This was hilarious but man, is it loathsome that the Internet now censors the words porn and piss simply because China needs to reach every young American with their bullshit malware.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Wait. What does China have to do with this? Is saying porn and piss illegal in china?

[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 month ago (2 children)

TikTok does this censoring

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Instagram too, hardly a Chinese problem

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had never seen that prior to TikTok doing it

[–] sukhmel 5 points 1 month ago

TikTok may have been the first to do it, but now the genie is out of the bottle

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

imho Chinese platforms censor their words too much. you might not have seen it, but the users self censor words like death, suicide, sex, and stuff like that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Annoyingly self reported chinease users I used to talk to would go dark after mention a certain square, tanks, and massacre. Since the push for misinformation instead of censorship its been less common but it also just seems like there are less people from China in my internet social circles now too. :/

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And somehow the youth loves it anyway.

What happened to rebellion, kids? And you even have shit to be mad about now.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

China has to do with malware. However you want to define it. NSA has plugs everywhere, so does China.

Censoring has to do with reach and realities of parasite media. Targeting young demo keeps platforms first growing then afloat(see kik still being around shoveling "teenager demo" while being a csm hell hole).

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[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Censored subtitles must be the most stupid thing that exists.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago

My poor virgin eyes can only handle so many naughty words

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

When you call someone a cunt but the censor makes it seem like you only called them a dork 😭

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Unfortunately still doesn't explain what to do when you're covered in piss 😔

[–] towerful 16 points 1 month ago

Clearly you use your keyboard to dry you off

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At that point you either take a shower or start licking

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

If I had the $100 to spare I'd totally take you up on that

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What's the difference between man on man and fullstack tho?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You get more than $600 for fullstack?

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[–] gnutrino 28 points 1 month ago

With man-on-man you're at least consenting to get fucked and they generally use lube.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends. Man on man is generic.

Full stack is… you know. fullnstack

[–] ICastFist 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How big does a stack of man on man have to be in order to be considered fullstack?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Atleast his switches are well lubricated.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Man, thats bullshit. Any real dev wpuld know that react is the best framework

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's not what the question asked tho

Angular is definitely better for dealing with piss on your keyboard since the extra angle should help the piss roll off

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

React is only the most common not the best. Vue is superior

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

Years and years of trying to find a better web framework when php exists

"Oh just use axios and await async the promise to make http calls"

Statements dreamed up by the absolutely deranged

Just use php and curl

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well technically React isn't a framework it's just a UI library like jQuery. Nextjs would be the framework version of React. 🤓

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

a UI library like jQuery

Um.. what?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not sure he meant to say UI. But he's right that it's a library not a framework.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

"React is a library" developers when a UI library they need doesn't have a separate React extension

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Found "that guy"!

(Even though you're technically correct...)

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