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[โ€“] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Unfortunately still doesn't explain what to do when you're covered in piss ๐Ÿ˜”

[โ€“] towerful 16 points 1 month ago

Clearly you use your keyboard to dry you off

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At that point you either take a shower or start licking

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

If I had the $100 to spare I'd totally take you up on that

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago