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[–] [email protected] 81 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Honey, get the resin! I have an idea!"

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It would make for an amazing looking gaming table. Not sure how well trying to keep track of your own dice on it would go though...

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You throw a dice with arrows instead of numbers and get the number it points to.

This will also make it more fun: roll 1d4 okay i get 18

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Sounds like a great chaos session

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

There's only one 20 on the entire table and it's surrounded by 1s

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

A lot of people I know have mats, trays, or some sort of rollers. Would make for some cool campaign ideas though. Characters are all drugged, drunk, suffering from insanity.

"I'm going to need you to put on these and roll without your mat..."

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yeah, this ain't it fam. randomly attacking people on the internet and accusing them of being pedophiles with the last name that ends in stein. dude was just showing off his daughters dice collection.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yes, that's the point

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Rolled a nat 1 on their history check I see.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Wait till he hears about Eppstein , a town in Germany

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't understand... but I like it.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Holy crap I thought this was some deep D&D type thing where rolling dice creates your map and therefore a table full of dice ended up being some monstrosity of map and then I read these comments an see why there's a desire to escape into fantasy world's away from the bullshit rolls in this one

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I thought the table was an island.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

It took me a minute lol

Epstein

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Bro attacks a bystander

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Don't know what idea I like more,

  1. He is doing the weirdest troll
  2. He is mistaken
  3. We are mistaken to think that he means Epstein and he is totally right and on the money. (Geoff made have a vacation love Affair with his wife or something)

I can't choose

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Holy shit though, cool collection. You could frame that as abstract art.

[–] JackbyDev 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

There's no way. Let's get Ghislaine on the phone.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I had no idea Laura Bailey's dad is named Geoff

(This is a Critical Role joke and has nothing to do with the point of the OP)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I have yet to see Laura's dice. At this point I think they're a myth. They gotta move that camera down.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

For a second I thought this table was a kitchen island and was very confused...