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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/19231076

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We have Unicode these days: blåhaj

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (6 children)

How do I type that on a desktop without a numpad and without putting "å" into my clipboard?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

On Windows, you can open the emoji picker with Win+. or Win+, (depending on locale iirc). Then just switch to the symbols tab by clicking the omega symbol and chose å

Alternatively, you can install PowerToys, which includes a quick accentuator tool.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Alternatively, you can install PowerToys, which includes a quick accentuator tool.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Failing that win+r and type charmap. You can browse symbols there.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

charmap.exe? Holy shit. Windows 95 called, but I didn't have a 33.6k modem ready to answer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I mostly just had the alt+whatever codes memorized when I was typing French or German, but I didn't always have a numpad when I was using laptops away from home. I just ended up using charmap and never realized newer windows had any replacement (although I'm on mac for work and also use linux for both work and some home stuff now as well so not spending as much time in Windows).

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hold the Combine key (Linux-only, user-configurable, usually RCtrl) and press a twice. Or Combine+a+*.

Or get a laptop with a numpad. I am so used to Alt+num that I'd donate to someone to implement it in the Linux libinput, and I'm not alone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You are not alone. I am here with you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Compose key

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends on your computing platform.

I see another reply has already covered Linux.

On a Mac, press and hold a character key and a list of accent characters will appear. There are also dead key combinations using the option key to enter special characters directly.

[–] andioop 4 points 1 month ago

If you're like me and wondered what a dead key is…

A dead key is a special kind of modifier key on a mechanical typewriter, or computer keyboard, that is typically used to attach a specific diacritic to a base letter.[1] The dead key does not generate a (complete) character by itself, but modifies the character generated by the key struck immediately after.

Wikipedia

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

US international layout, or make a custom layout (KbdEdit is multiplatform but there's free Linux programs to do it too)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's annoying to type in the terminal tho.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, it isn't. Why would it be?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Because you would need to know the code for å in all kb layouts, on all OS's, even in a bare terminal with no way to just open the emoji picker, with or without special keys and no clipboard. Of course, tab completion or globs may help you, but not in all cases.

Try to select blåhaj.txt in a dir with blåhaj.txt and blahaj.txt present. Easy, ls bl*haj.txt | grep -i blahaj.txt. Now with blåhaj.txt and bløhaj.txt. Not as easy anymore, but doable with tail -n1 or head -n1. Now do it consistently in a script. So you again need to single out the right string, or single char, and >> it into the script so you have the special char. Then you have a component that does not like certain special chars, so you need to escape it. All because one decided to use special chars as a file name/identifier. Using [a-zA-Z0-9-_.:;,]* would be so easy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because you would need to know the code for å in all kb layouts, on all OS's,

WTF!? Why would you ever need to know that!?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So, you create a file with the name containing å. Then you send it to another person. They want to handle it via the command line. Because it's more efficient. So that person needs to know said information.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Most people never type a full file name on the command line, they normally just use file name completion.

And if they happen to have a lot of files that are only distinguished by some single character, what would be so difficult about typing that one character then?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fact they couldn't type that one character, on the command line, without those special chars.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I still don't get what would be so difficult about typing one such character if ever needed.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Noooooo what did you do to that poor shonky :ccc

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

The data will be preserved 🤖

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

TIL blahaj refers to a soft toy shark sold by IKEA.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would the association with the transgender community be news to you, or is that how you first heard the term?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No that's new to me too, based off me searching the word and seeing the Wiki article on the toy. I'd seen the word because of one of the instances (blahaj zone), but I literally never see the word outside of Lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Well, heads-up: it's called that for a reason.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

blahaj, neatly in a sleeping bag, zipped up to their… chinjaw?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Withy some compression straps around it to make it look smaller in places

[–] andioop 3 points 1 month ago

I find it very appropriate this post came out of lemmy.zip

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Crammed headfirst in a freezer bag and sat on.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if you suck in the air of a blåhaj do you become a cute trans girl 🤔