Stories I've heard in the last year from my friends and co-workers:

• Bragging about how they got 5 hours of sleep last night because their newborn finally slept until 6am

• A "funny" story about how their 5 year old managed to get a hold of some chewing gum and got it stuck in their hair and all over a rug

• A potty training "success" story about how their toddler remembered to pull down their pants, but remembered mid shit they should have sat on the toilet, so they shat all over the bathroom.

• They found a juice box their kid bit a hole into and then tucked under their car seat... By smelling it rotting

Trojan just needs to get a group of parents together to tell stories about their kids and paste them word for word on the back of their boxes.

You underestimate how much people fuck. It's a physical compulsion. People be fuckin.

Argument: anal sex.

Don't want to get your dick shitty? Use a condom.

Perhaps the idea is that condom users are more likely to (eventually) become economically stable enough to support and create a family. Those children directly benefit from their parent(s) and are more likely to learn behaviors from the parent'(s) behaviors, such as safe sex.

The other marketable uses for the condom include its ability to protect the users from diseases.

Shouldn't the dude with the gun have fallen already? Unless the other guy is alot heavier than he looks.

Yes because babies use condoms all the fucking time

Nah, they know what they're doing. If their customers had children they'd stop having sex all the time.

*quality condom companies

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