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[–] [email protected] 124 points 5 months ago

But I play games to escape reality.

[–] [email protected] 113 points 5 months ago (1 children)

From their Steam page:

Per-person behavior simulation: Each person is different, except they're all bald.

Fuckin lol πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hope they release a DLC with hair physics for extra realism.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago

The dev being from the Netherlands adds a little sting to it, looks great

[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Does this allow you to bulldoze poor/minority neighborhoods in order to build a new highway? If I'm gonna parking lot sim, I want to be able to fully RP as Robert Moses

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I hope they allow us to cut funding to trains and other public transport.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget about being able to build overpasses too low for buses to fit.

I do like the thought of Moses rolling in his grave over the fact that they eventually started building lower buses.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Imagine 30 years later when they eventually just build really long limousines to transport all the people. Also don't forget to design the roads with smaller curve radii so only short cars can fit trough, thus eliminating the limousine problem

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Whenever you don't have enough resources for something you just open the pause menu and threaten to quit the game.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Nah, just issue bonds. Surely this suburban development pattern will be profitable enough to pay back your debts in a couple of decades

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You have to walk through a parking lot to get to and from the car. The bigger the lot the more walkable the city. Checkmate.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Step 1: declare the whole city a car park.

Step 2: declare all spots within a 5 mile radius disabled parking only.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Add golf carts to move to and from the parking lots.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Holy shit, you've just figured out how to add a whole nother layer to the personal transport equation. Mega parking structures as close to each destination as possible, but due to their size, they aren't in walking distance, so build smaller parking lots for golf carts within walking distance.

Then you drive your unnecessarily large vehicle from your suburbanite home to the big parking lot, walk to your designated spot in the golf cart storage lot (or pay to take the elevator), then drive your cart to the office or store lot.

But why stop there? Maybe the oversized trucks and SUVs are too big to be stored in a normal consumer-level garage or driveway. Maybe we should do golf carts on that side, too.

And to fully close the loop, make golf carts and trucks/SUVs support driving right into the driver seat with a mobility scooter. And give the scooters seats that recline to a lying position, have built in toilets, and waterproofing so they can go in the shower, and we can eliminate the need for walking entirely. Think of how much easier life would be if we didn't need legs!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Something something buy’n’large something.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Stop, I have a family I can't be this radicalized

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

It's pretty rough around the edges but man, I love this visual style already. Color me interested!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you're talking about the visual style, it borrows pretty heavily from SimCity 2000 and Roller Coaster Tycoon 2. You might like those as well.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thanks a bunch for these recommendations. :-). I think SC2000 was my first real love. RCT a close second. I guess it's just genetics πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

We are kindred spirits, then!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (10 children)

I've seen 3 major highways built around Detroit while I've lived here. There was very little choice among normal citizens who live in the line of "progress". 375 ruined some dynamic neighborhoods because those people lacked the power to force a change in the proposals. 696 spent significant additional money accommodating the citizens who had the power to modify the proposals. Highways make cities very unwalkable as well as taking space that could be better used

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Guess what the last commune I lived in was going to become? So, I visited another one to maybe move into and asked around. They said it was also going to be turned into one.

What's so hilarious about it is that everyone says it in such a matter of fact way. Like: yes, my home and that of my friends will be destroyed, our social group will break apart, and our cultural events that see a lot of visitors will also be a goner. But ya, it's gonna be a parking lot!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell

They paved paradise

And put up a parking lot

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Ya but how do you get to paradise without a place to park your car? Checkmate.

[–] ICastFist 2 points 5 months ago

And to think that the only unrealistic thing in Victor Vivisector's characterization was that his enemies were furry teenagers (for those curious, look up Furry Force on youtube)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

The screenshot is fake. Everybody knows that massive parking lots are almost always nearly empty! /s

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I wonder if it has the feature of being able to introduce bad public transport options where you can stick a train station in the middle of some busy road lanes on each side, put Parkway on the end of the name and call it a day.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Spiff does this with Cities Skylines.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't tell him I drink coffee πŸ™Š

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Deplorable bean juice quaffer!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I do love playing the bad guy sometimes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

#Car Park Capital

Steam link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3031880/Car_Park_Capital/

Link to updates on NotLemmy: https://www.reddit.com/r/AutopianAgony/about/

Link to updates on the Site Formerly Known As Twitter And Still Called Twitter: https://twitter.com/hilkojj

*Link to the dev on Lemmy (seems empty to me idk): https://lemmy.ml/u/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

They're @[email protected] if you want to keep it in the fediverse

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

the link doesn't seem to be working

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I was on my phone so I decided to just assume that lemmy would auto link it for me, but it didn't. So I've added it manually now for you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

New genre just dropped, asphaltpunk

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