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[–] [email protected] 100 points 2 months ago (2 children)

it satisfies the borrow checker or else it gets the hose again

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

If the borrow checker fails, the thing in their hand might throw some very effective error messages.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago

Rust and Bust.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Am I dumb or what's up with the radio stuff on the left? 😅 Is rust common for some sort of radio programming?

[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The image was modified, I think the original said something like "we're gonna listen to Russian number stations on shortwave radio"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

I'm still down.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Thats so much better 😭

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think the original text was about ham radio.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Check this guy out, doesn't even have any radio equipment in his IDE

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I mean, presumably there's a microcontroller in this radio. For programming that, your only real mainstream choices are C, C++ and Rust, since you can't have a language runtime without a filesystem.

But yeah, it's neither the case that Rust is overwhelmingly popular for that (C/C++ do stick around still), nor is it the only discipline where Rust shines.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago

I think that's just how every Rust developer learns Rust.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My shoes were already off.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I don't 'have' Netflix either, but I can watch things from it...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rust is to programming languages what a drunken orgy is to a night out.

That is to say, you have no idea where all these new tattoos came from have a head pounding migraine afterwards and some the hell how you learned how to use Rust as an end result.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

So it's like slightly more responsible Python

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

But I'm scared of Monad transformers and lenses. Can't I just use elm? Elm is so perfect, so pure, so very very pure. And so pretty. And so robust. And so instantaneous to compile, and with such helpful error messages. Come to me, haskell programmer, you'll never want to leave. Never leave... Always elm.... Lovely lovely elm....

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I don't have Netflix either but i know a thing or two about the internet...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Hey lady don't threaten me with a good time.

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[–] 0x0 5 points 2 months ago

It's funny because it's true.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't get the "take off your shoes" part. Is this a meme I have missed?

[–] b_van_b 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I assume it's because many people outside the USA are accustomed to taking off their shoes when entering a house or apartment.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We take off our shoes here. At least I do. What kind of filthy animals want dirt on their floors?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you watch American shows or movies, people always wear shoes in houses and even on sofas. I think the assumption originates from there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

My (we're Russian) mom always said it was because true cowboys know that if you take them off a scorpion could crawl in, so better safe than sorry

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