Whatever works! I'm ok with this and it made me smile, in a good way. Thanks op.
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I was once motivated to work out by Amizon Subscribe and Save.
I had a subscription to protein shake powder, and I only let myself drink it after working out. If I skipped too many days, I’d still have some when the next shipment arrived, and I hate wasting food.
Genius consumerism at its finest
~~fat~~ fuck autist
I wish I was a fuck autist. I'm just a regular autist
A fuck savant - that could be a porn movie from the 70s
TBH, that's a genuinely good technique.
Favorite smash character. Really builds the salt
Such a great character in smash. Awesome moves all around, and incredible bm potential. Those hopping push ups are great lmao
this whole post gave me an incredible bm.
i like running back and forth taking big pot shots at my friends who all fight each other
that and throwing balls and suns. shes so much fun
It's so surprising that Wii fit un-autism'd OP.
The Ower of friendship heals all
That gave me an idea.
- VR fitness game for fat coomers
- Basically copies other more successful titles like Beat Saber or Fruit Ninja
- Trainer of preferred gender and art style (yes, you can weeb it up)
- Score better than last time to unlock outfits
- If you fall off, trainer walks away disappointed
It may be stupid, but I'm willing to bet it would work for many people.
Include like boob and dick jiggle physics and you may have winner on your hands.
Realtime full-body jiggle physics using cloth simulation on a low-poly proxy mesh with adjustable stiffness, combined with local proximity-based displacement on the high-poly model. I've done something similar in Blender and it's pretty damn simple.
Is it possible to learn this power? And where? And how? Shows us the way, Anon-enjoyer.
Here and in its discord server. Their ~~cum~~ viscous fluid simulation research efforts are especially admirable.
score better than last time to unlock new sex positions for the sex minigame
These greentexts are a treasure trove of ideas. And nobody can convince me otherwise.
Maybe some call it unhinged, but some of it just has that kind of refreshing other-ness.
“No longer a … autist”
Also thinks the 3D lady on the screen is their friend
No longer a fat fuck autist... Just autist now
Hey leave asd ppl alone
That means the developers succeeded.
Changing you diet is much more effective than working out. Being fat is a natural response to an unnatural food environment.
Counterpoint - when I started working out, I started feeling less hunger and ate less automatically. Shit's connected. Just start somewhere, don't think about what's the most efficient and just do it.
Well, the narrative is that fat people are lazy and simply need to exercise more to lose weight. But this is not scientifically true. I'm posting this video again because it summarizes the scientific study situation in just 6 minutes.
What a weird response to a personal success story. Are just here to get more views for the video you've posted 3 times?
Nah, I just felt like a non-verified personal anecdote that tells you the opposite of scientific facts should be corrected. I found the video while looking for a quick, credible proof and edited it in my first comment because it is exactly what I was looking for.
You still need to workout if you live a sedentary lifestyle. Research has shown that being sedentary has a worse effect to health compared to smoking. Also, don't forget about the mental health benefits to working out.
Agreed! But diet trumps exercise, so start there.
You maybe be right, but using a fucking YouTube video? Seriously, that's about as reliable as the "proof" flat earthers use...
I agree again, it seems shady. But watch it, it's only 6 minutes long and packed with scientific research. :)
I agree, there's two really significant variables to human health:
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food and drink
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movement and posture
The rest is less important.
Ring Fit Adventure’s endlessly positive encouragement really helped my partner and myself during COVID.
…also the daddy from bara dragon as well
shes my main in smash bros. i once beat the best player in our group with her and have never let him live it down haha