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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Judge all you want girl! This is still better than making out on a bare fucking rock!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

This meme is correct because I think the exact same thing! 😉

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

True, the very last second is indeed not great.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Roll a charisma check

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

In most cases, merging as late as possible would be most efficient, because it utilises the max amount of street surface.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

Finally a reason to upgrade from my C64!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

This person does not have a sibling or else they knew that the turtle doesn't work and a slap to the back of the head would be incoming.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago (5 children)

If there's a full grown man standing in front of my truck and I can still see him, I just don't feel safe!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Can you help me with my pimple?

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Jetzt mal ernsthaft!

Edit: Also gut ja, ich gebe zu Tortellini mit Broccoli-Sahne-Sauce und Spaghetti alla puttanesca das hat Pasta für uns gemacht.

Ravioli oder Tortellini, gekochen und kurz in Olivenöl mit Knoblauch und Peperoni angebraten mit Parmesan das versteht sich doch von selbst, oder!?

Aber abgesehen davon, dass Pasta uns ernährt wenn es das Portemonnaie nicht kann und der neuartigen Verwertungsmöglichkeit für Weizen... Ja, Lasagne sollte man erwähnen.

Aber abgesehen davon und von Linguine mit Rote Bete und Ziegenkäse, Casarecce mit karamellisierten Zwiebeln & Speck, Tagliatelle mit Weichkäse und Nüssen, Fusilli Bucati Corti mit Grünkohl & Feta, Fettuccine mit Spinat, Lachs, Gorgonzolasoße, Spaghetti all’ Assassina, Spaghetti Carbonara, Cannelloni mit Ricotta Spinat sowie Tagliatelle mit Räucherlachs, Paprika und Majoran... was hat Pasta jemals für uns getan!?

 

but where's Wallace!?

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