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Bussy? (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 126 points 1 month ago

🙄 this is why I only date bisexual women. If I said this to any women I'm in a relationship with she would probably say something like, "fuck you" then peg me while annoying asking if I got the pun.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

There's not one. Bi women treat but men as equals in bed and straight women bore me

[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

It's a win-win, most definitely.

[-] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago

Straightest Griffith interaction.

Also, fuck Griffith

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

A sentiment shared both by Griffith haters and Griffith stans

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

Griffith is the best best quantum mechanics book I've ever read, what are you on about.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Greatest villain, also transition goals

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[-] [email protected] 60 points 4 weeks ago

One of my high school teachers was called miss bussy and I'm not joking about this ethier, that was her actual name

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

Thats wild! I did aswell Must be a common name LMAO!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

I bet she's thinking about a career change, if she hasn't done it already.

[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago

Smh can't stop thinking about Guts

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

Rearrangeing Guts has a whole new meaning now.

[-] [email protected] 55 points 4 weeks ago

Maybe it's my man brain that's stupid, but can someone explain to me why "boy pussy" is so offensive that you give him the silent treatment?

Like, it makes zero sense. Wtf is a "boy pussy" anyways?

Am I too straight to understand this?

I don't want to offend, I genuinely do not understand. Help me out here.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 4 weeks ago

Itz yo butthole

[-] [email protected] 27 points 4 weeks ago

Disclaimer: this isn't really my thing, so I have kind of an outsider's understanding and may be incorrect. I'm sure someone will be happy to correct me if I'm wrong about something.

Ok, let's break this down a little. First of all: boy pussy, or "bussy", is not an actual biological orifice that exists, as you may have guessed. Rather, it's a slang term meant to convey the metaphorical sexual concept that a male asshole - usually belonging to a sub/bottom or twink (but the term can apply to anyone willing) - has become an erogenous zone, possibly (depending on usage in dirty talk) that it will never again fulfill any other purpose.

Naturally, since it is a BOY pussy, it's not something that you would find on a woman, so the man in this story, while having sex with his wife, let slip that he was fantasizing about having sex with someone else. This does not seem to be her issue, as she mentions that they are at least somewhat in an open relationship and so him having sex with another woman would not be out of the question. However, she seems to take offense at the idea that he is fantasizing about having sex with another man, which is not something they would presumably have discussed prior to opening their relationship.

Hope this clears things up a little. Cheers!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Thank you! For some reason my brain didn't make the connection between the slag of "bussy" and "boy pussy".

Dunno why she would be upset by it in an open relationship, but okay.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

I mean, if I was getting fucked by someone and they were actively fantasizing about me being someone else, I would be upset, open relationship or no

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

They missed this, but she’s upset because he’s imagining her as a man

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

It's the butt. Also it is a bit offensive to be thinking about someone else in that context.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

Not sure, you should gather more data. Next time you are with someone keep mentioning a different person. Share your results.

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[-] JackbyDev 9 points 4 weeks ago

I wouldn't be offended by this, but other phrases about my body might offend me. As an example, the term "man boob" really disgusts me and makes me feel ashamed of my body. My wife knows this. If she said that during an intimate moment it could very well make me upset. It's hard to know how I'd react in the moment. It could be that he accidentally said "boy pussy" then didn't apologize or acted like it wasn't anything wrong. It could be that OOP was already very self conscious about their vagina and having it compared to an asshole (what "boy pussy" usually refers to in cis males) was upsetting.

Emotions are weird and often don't make logical sense. It's less important exactly why something was upsetting and more important to acknowledge that it was upsetting and apologize.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

I read the post title as “Busey”, then opened the post, and got really confused as to what Gary Busey had to do with any of this.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

Of you really think about something, somewhere Gary Busey has to do with it. In a weird Busey way, of course, but there is done relation between every single thing in the universe and Gary Busey. Thanks wishes to be him.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

He's so hot

[-] [email protected] 30 points 4 weeks ago

A bussy is just another word for butthole so no biggie? Girls technically have a bussy too?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Borat has that bussy 😩😩😩

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

Is like thees 👌

[-] [email protected] 25 points 4 weeks ago

As a boy pussy, I am offended. And I am going to mince around in frustration.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago

She should get a strap-on and be happy, that she's apparently not as floppy as her grandma.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I do have to come to homeboys defense. She heard bussy and though he was picturing a twink. While that's fine and dandy if that's what he's into, maybe he was actually thinking about bears. Sounds like she's the issue cause she thinks we can only be twinks. My beard says otherwise.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

If you had to choose between being lost in the woods with a bear or a cute twink with a girly bussy instead of a boy bussy, which would you choose?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Definitely the bear.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

It's so disgusting fucking a girl pussy. Boy pussy is the best.

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