midnight_puker

Macer Glaber, at your service.

You are my fire.

Every day is a school day!

My mom said the same thing. Now, in my adult life, I still have all my original Pokemon cards and game cartridges, but I don't talk to that cunt any more.

I keep my cutlery sharp in preparation.

I wish I had this kind of support growing up. I'm in my 30s and still reeling from all the psychological damage done to me in my youth.

There's really no right answer to that.

Well since you put it that way... Hail Satan, comrade.

I had to get my wife to read this to me, and I thought she was just trying to be funny.

Absolutely a fair assessment.

Brace yourself. It's a train wreck.

I'll definitely be watching it when I get a minute. Joe Rogan is only funny when he's the joke.