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[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why can't I ever see the sailboat?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

What you need now is a fatty-bo-batty blunt

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Top comment

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

shoulda said "yarrr, ye dumb bastard!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

A schooner IS a sailboat, stupidhead!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Beat me to it!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

I learned this week that these don't work on me because of my shitty eyes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Well, this is the first time I see one of these since I got laser'd, and it's the first time I'm seeing it working. It's nice.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

It's Dickbutt, isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Trickier than most. Pretty detailed. I think the island is a nice touch. The ropes are also interesting.

The dolphins!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I locked into something, but I have no idea what it is. Cool.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Yeah, I can totally see the cut-away looking image, but I can't tell what it is

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As I child, I always cheated and crossed my eyes to make these work, and saw them as a child—concave and unintelligible. Now that I am a man I finally learned to discard childish ways and trigger these properly by staring off into the far distance and tuning out all the stress of the modern world.

Related, and in full reference to Dinosaur Comics for no reason whatsoever:

Take boat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Whoa the crossed eyes thing is wild. The human body is weird.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why have I spent so much time staring at these things and never been able to see what people see. I have good eyesight.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's about unfocusing your eyes in a specific way. Once you do that, your brain will start interpreting this as a layered, 3D image

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I’ve tried SO hard, why’s it not worked? Despite “perfect” the sight?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I agree that this image is not an easy one to see. Try this one (make sure it’s full screen, that makes it easier for me, and start by keeping it physically close to your eyes)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Swordfish or shark? Hard to do this on mobile.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Shark! Here is an animated version:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

It's the opposite of crossing your eyes. Try imagining your focusing your eyes in something past the picture, behind it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Try on different images, this one's kinda hard to tell what the shape is of. Also it's easier for me to do with bigger images, so maybe try a bigger screen?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I'm kind of disappointed it's not a pipe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

LIAR!

I see a big sailing ship

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Rather than later?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm. Turning it upside down doesn't change much

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

That hasn't been my experience with your mom.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Placebo memes, my favourite!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I’ve been staring at it for five minutes, and I can’t get it to not resolve.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

There's a palm tree in the bottom right corner at least

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Thanks for reminding me that this exists. My mind is blown again