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Should it just be called JASM? (programming.dev)
submitted 7 months ago by onlinepersona to c/programmer_humor
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago

JAVA: Just Another Version of Assembly

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

WASM, also known as Javascript Java

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Do we have 3 assemblies now?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Actual assembly in mainstream use:
x86
arm
risc v

mainstream byte code:
jvm
.net (I think)
wasm

fake assembly people may write:
llvm
wasm

wat (web assembly text) is actually written is S-expressions, like lisp but without code as data.

Edit: formatting

[–] starman 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

.NET thing is called IL

[–] secana 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The runtime is even called "common language runtime" (clr), as it is intended to support many different languages, which the jvm never was.

[–] starman 8 points 7 months ago

Languages like F# or (God forbid) VB.NET

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

I'm making my own, because all mainstream options are bloated for my usecase...

[–] onlinepersona 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

How many do you want?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

One. To rule them all.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] starman 3 points 7 months ago

You forgot CC :)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I hate Java because whenever people make games or performance sensitive applications with it, performance is always complete ass shit. On top of that, it seems I always have to cave in and use Windows because when I'm trying to compile a Java project, there's some obscure dependency can only be acquired and installed correctly on windows.

Try compiling Freerouting in anything other than Windows for example. It's a good fucking thing Java apps are cross platform.

[–] onlinepersona 0 points 7 months ago

It’s a good fucking thing Java apps are cross platform.

Or so goes the promise 😅

Does Freerouting use libs with JNI or something? How does it not compile on linux?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Remember kids, JSON was almost called JSML

[–] onlinepersona -4 points 7 months ago

Wait, are you serious? 😅

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't give Java the credit of inventing bytecode, it's a much cooler concept than that

[–] onlinepersona 1 points 7 months ago

As with most things, it was invented in the 70s or 80s only to be reinvented again later.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Java applets from 20 years: what am I to you?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Please AppleSoft BASIC was doing bytecode before Java was a gleam in a programmers eye.