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[–] [email protected] 124 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Which sub are you talking about, there are quite a few in this community

[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago

πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

aockengkfopfltk >w<

[–] [email protected] 92 points 5 months ago

Oh, that was mandatory? I was just doing it for fun.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Better to have verified users than a sudden influx of bots! Also they are kind enough to let them be partial, I always wear my cage bc I’m shy like that.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

is that really an effective bot prevention measure? I mean come on, posting nude photos is like the one thing spambots are good at

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You have to hold little signs with whatever the mods ask, like β€œ@[email protected] is my daddy”


This is an April Fool’s post AFAIK

[–] odium 9 points 5 months ago

Reverse image search to make sure it's an actual person.

[–] AdmiralShat 52 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Penis inspection day already?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

it's every day that ends in "day"

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

wooooahh
pibe bomb
so cool

i wonder what happens if i

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[–] ICastFist 8 points 5 months ago

You like to pipe bombs, don't you~?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are they taking applications?

Asking for uh, a friend.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do I have to send extra nudes to apply?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Wait, you only have to send these once a week?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

Pretty sure this is an April fools joke. You have to send one every day

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but you can pre-send them. Send 52 in one day and you're good for a year

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Oh nice. Next stop: Mods' inbox

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Oh shit, I never paid the fee 😱

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I believe they charge extra for a late penalty.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Gimme a minute. Need to find a mirror.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I first read this as "Need to find a minor"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Fuck I'm late too. Thank OP for the reminder!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Hey it's me, your local moderator, here to collect your debt πŸ₯Έ

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (4 children)

If you want to look at my perimenopausal hooty hoo, I'll show anyone who asks. Step right up.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

Hello it’s me, your moderator.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I would like to see the hooty hoo

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is it somehow different than pre or post menopausal?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

I'd like to make that determination myself

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

It actually looks pretty good. It might not, er, self lubricate anymore, but that's why God invented Astroglide.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

Oh it was supposed to be mine? I’ve just been sending them yours

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

pretty normal for the avarage lemmy community imo

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Oi look at the clock! it's time to pay up, mates.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Hello i'm moderator, where's my picture of naked mole rat

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

I was getting lots of appreciation from them for the cat porn, actually. Can't get enough of the hot pussy I guess.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Joke's on you I send them 52 at once so that I get a year ahead

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Hey it's training for your eventuall onlyfans career.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I just them to 4chan and they got more dick pics than they could ever want.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Omw to send them a picture of Christian Horner's pp instead of mine :p

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
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