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[–] [email protected] 99 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Everyone talking about the pit and I'm just here thinking "housing?"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

The dream is still achievable. My brother and I teamed up with our spouses and bought a home. Between the four of us we were able to buy a house. Just the one.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 6 months ago (12 children)

You'd need that space to go somewhere, so the rest of the floor would either need to be a meter thick, you'd need a big protrusion into the lower floor, or you'd have to have it on the ground level with nothing underneath.

You'd also be pretty locked into the floor plan layout, and there would be no place to put a TV screen that's visible from the whole seating.

Pretty cool looking, but also pretty impractical with modern buildings.

[–] [email protected] 160 points 6 months ago (3 children)

there would be no place to put a TV screen that’s visible from the whole seating

That was kind of the point, it was called a "conversation pit"

[–] [email protected] 128 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Like, people would just sit around, look each other in their stupid faces and talk? Gross. /s

[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It sounds like a nightmare, but I'm sure the coke helped.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This would be absolutely awesome for tabletop games.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

That’s a fun term for “cocaine pit”

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Naïve of you to think that this space needs a TV, when any house like this is probably large enough and expensive enough to have a proper home theater room with a proper projector and surround sound system.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Dont forget the tripping hazard!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

Just land on the couch problem solved.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think this is made for swinging lol.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Everything at the time was made for swinging, coke, or both.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (11 children)

i love floor plans that aren't centered around a TV. fuck your TV. try talking to people.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But it can also works as an indoor pool in summer.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Pretty cool looking, but also pretty impractical with modern buildings.

It's funny because it's literally the opposite: "modern" buildings (read: of the "modernist" style popular circa 1930s-1970s) are the only kind that do have these things.

It's buildings that are newer than modern that don't have them because people realized they're impractical.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

You don’t need the tv visible from the whole seating area - that seating area is massive. You could put an 80” on a stand either along the side (where the flowers are) or on one of the corners, and still have room for an easy 8 people watching.

In my experience, you can get 6-8 people coordinated for watching a movie at your house. After that, you have a hard time finding something everyone is going to enjoy, you have bio breaks, and in general people like to just talk. Admittedly, we don’t watch sports, but even so I think rounding up 12-16 people (which would probably fill up this pit unless everyone were very close friends) would be a chore.

I have a lovely MCM house. It’s nowhere big enough to have a pit like this, but it does have an atrium. We throw parties pretty regularly, and once we get above 6-7 people, most of the time we’re just throwing on some music and letting everyone mingle. If we do put on a movie, it’s more of a background thing, and I honestly think most people prefer a good playlist and ready-to-go cocktails.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Readers added context they thought people might want to know:

Either these couches are really tiny, or room in this image is really big. It looks like the room is like six times the size of my college dorm. If the rest of the house is similarly sized, it’s probably also insanely fucking expensive. middle school gymnasium ass room

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yea, I'm estimating that couch pit is about 15' square. So that room has to be close to double that in depth. It's probably a mid century ranch house, all 1 story. You could put a huge hookah in the middle. Or a console pac-man game!

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 6 months ago (4 children)

If you stare hard enough, you can almost hear the keys dropping into the bowl.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Silicon Valley horndogs are still absolutely doing this shit. They just do it in a room that's plastered floor to ceiling with giant TV screens, rather than in a soft velvet-lined passion pit.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 6 months ago (2 children)

the money and cocaine ran out

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (7 children)

If I recall correctly, I think building codes surrounding tripping/fall hazards and railings may have had something to do with it unfortunately. I may be mistaken though

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)

That would make sense because I can see a lot of tripping and falling leading to injury in a cocaine lounge.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It was probably a falling hazard for children. So I'll blame the children for ruining the cocaine lounge.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I can see the tripping and falling leading to sex and debauchery. This is what they've taken from you.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This is the world OSHA has created. I say we return to Darwinism.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (5 children)

To some extent that's how it is in the Netherlands, at least when compared to countries like UK/US with strict health and safety/codes. Railings to stop your car from falling in the canal? Fuck that if you can't park within a tiny space without falling into the water you deserve to die.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago

I built a conversation pit in Minecraft because I wanted one so bad

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Today that place in the middle would be blocked off by drywall and rented out for $1500/month.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (8 children)

not gonna lie, I always wanted a home with a sunken living room table/couch like this.

Even today I think its bad ass and interesting... probably a pain in the ass to clean, though.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My spouse: I was promised flying cars, and I don't even get a conversation pit!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The internet IS our conversation pit.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

When I was an installer for a WISP, I was installing to a lot of big fancy farm owner homes; and one of them had this. That house was swanky as fuck. It was practically custom built for partying. Place had 3 kitchens (2 indoors, and 1 outdoor), bars in nearly every room, etc. I wish I lived there... 😞

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's because folks kept falling into them at night and breaking their necks.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

So I have some family that lived in a gated community that used to be a resort for Golden Age Hollywood types. Their clubhouse/community building hadn't been updated much since then, and it had one of these.

100% certain that a) group sex happened here, and b) at least one person broke their ankle in this thing. 90% sure there was at least one time both happened at once.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Probably the person who broke their ankle did it in some wildly adventurous sexual position mid intercourse and kept going until it was complete like a champ.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

Don Draper’s NY apartment

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

Sex pit or big TV. It's a tough call.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

IRL they mostly used these for group sex. It would be super weird to have everyone just sitting around talking all at the same time. Cult shit.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I can only imagine what a pain this would be to vacuum.

Just use couches facing each other if you want to dedicate space to talking to each other. But I don't think most people have this much room available anyway.

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