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[–] [email protected] 59 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I must be out of the loop, what?

Is he saying the clitoris… doesn’t exist??

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago

Think about it this way: I've never been able to find a leprechaun. Therefore I deny that leprechauns exist.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Can anyone explain what the idea of the clitoris being the holocaust of feminism is supposed to mean? There are words, they're strung together, and it feels like it should be saying something, but I can't figure out what that something is.

[–] pythonoob 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He is a Holocaust denier and is saying that people that are clitoris deniers are treated worse than Holocaust deniers because the clitoris doesn't exist (like the Holocaust).

Took me a minute to unravel that too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There are clitoris deniers? How? Like porn is everywhere, you don't even need to find someone anymore. You need to be able to read or understand history or even basic science. You just need to be able to exist online.

[–] pythonoob 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

For a long time the female orgasm was denied or ignored by science and mainstream society. Being a clitoris denier is like, a small bit further than that. In general though, nothing surprises me anymore. There's so many incredibly stupid people out there it's gob smacking.

This could also be really surreptitiously sarcastic too. Idk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I kinda get the female orgasm thing like woman were shamed for anything remotely sexual and I guess a lot or even most women tried to hide anything and everything. Obviously men didn't learned or cared about pleasure for the wife, even if they truly would love and adore them and would be willing to enjoy it together. But of course, a lot of, or even most men were fucking toxic shit bags.

Not saying it isn't ridiculous but like there is some stupid feedback shit.

Clitoris denial just seems random to me

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

To comabt the nonsensical post, have a fun fact: "Monitor lizards have either two hemipenes, or two clitori."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Women bad just like Jew bad

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I think the clitoris and the holocaust are supposed to be things the respective group (Jewish people and afab people) has made up to justify that they're a marginalized group, but really they're both secretly in power

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I thought this one was declared “satire” a couple of days ago.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (2 children)

If I had a take that was at once obviously false and personally embarrassing, I'd declare it satire, too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think the approach he should have used is just not talking about it. I've never seen a leprechaun so I don't talk about them. No one thinks that's weird.

If I didn't believe in the existence of the clitoris (I do) I wouldn't say shit to anyone. Ever. That guy that tortured James Bond's grundle couldn't have beaten that statement out of me. Then I wouldn't have to declare anything satire.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

You're talking about leprechauns now, though.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I was on board with it being satire but I just browsed his tweets and I'm doubting that now. He talks about immigrants taking over Europe and retweets some questionable accounts.

But then there's some tweets/retweets that are pretty funny. It's the internet and I just don't know anymore.

https://twitter.com/acteduweininger

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He's probably doing the same kind of shit that "Alpha Male" boy does. I forget his name but it's pretty obvious now that it is "Satire". It doesn't make it any better though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I had a buddy that used to satirize being an incel. He'd tell wild and obviously made up stories about his experiences and come up with crazy conjecture about why women didn't like him.

Unfortunately the incel community agreed with him and went even farther, so he had to stop for his own mental health. It's too hard to keep up with these groups.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

For the sake of my own sanity I do hope so.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I doubt a serious person like this would have "daughter" in their handle (fille).

Not sure about "glyptic": The meaning of GLYPTIC is the art or process of carving or engraving especially on gems.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wtf does that even mean???

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Glyptifille is a racist women hating asshole

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Anyone can help decipher this word salad thing? The heck is a holocaust of feminism?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

I’m not sure the author understands what he wrote.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I think he means "it's a lie spread by those in power to control us"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

I am now dumber for having read this.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Trying to sift through that word salad makes one thing clear, not only can that guy not find the clitoris, he doesn't even know what it is.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I don't understand how anyone can be interested in women sexually but so clueless about how their genitalia work.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Imagine being so incapable of satisfying a woman that you compare the clitoris to the holocaust.

What a psycho.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I'm going to become a moron denier. Whenever I see a take like this I'll just, belive it doesn't exist and everything will be okay

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

psychologist cheering at you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Somehow I feel that ignoring morons would end up the same as ignoring a brick wall erected in the middle of the freeway.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

when word salad is this wilted, I don't even try to figure out what the ingredients were before throwing it away.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Keep denying the clit buddy. The bar being so low makes it really easy to get laid

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Sometimes I think the internet was a mistake, or at least easy access internet