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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor
 

Alt text:Twitter post by Daniel Feldman (@d_feldman): Linux is the only major operating system to support diagonal mode (credit [Twitter] @xssfox). Image shows an untrawide monitor rotated about 45 degrees, with a horizontal IDE window taking up a bottom triangle. A web browser and settings menu above it are organized creating a window shape almost like a stepped pyramid.

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 10 months ago (3 children)

What if your monitor has a bullet hole you want to avoid looking at?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Why does your monitor have a bullet hole?

[–] [email protected] 96 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Why do you ask so many questions? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago

Because then words like "evidence" and "premeditated" get thrown around.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Because asking and answering too many questions was exactly how they ended up with a bullet hole in their monitor.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

American schools

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

I came back to my office after the new year's break and a stray bullet, from I'm assuming celebratory gunfire, was shot through the wall and hit my screen. Admittedly it wasn't a hole and the screen was totally unusable after, but I'll be a close n=1.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Gary Indiana reporting in

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

A good use case for American k-12 IT admins

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

A bullet hole would be slightly less annoying than the one green dead pixel I have at work.