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Or if you want to be completely unoriginal like, take a wordlist, pick a random word from it --> tada! You have a name. (what follows ia rant). The list can be an entire dictionary, anime names, movie names, name of mythical gods from wherever in the world, etc.
Then come up with some bullshit explanation that sounds sophisticated for example you randomly picked.
For example, I went to https://randomword.com/ and got "xylary": "of, like or pertaining to xylem." No bloody idea why "xylem" is? Yeah, me neither.
Oho, great! It has nothing to do with a big long table index, but let's make it so! "Xylary is a performant database index. Just like xylem are paramount to performance of plants, xylary is paramount to the performance of queries to your database." Voilà. The meaning of xylary is botched, but who gives a fuck, it sounds COOL, starts with X, and probably unknown to the majority of the world. So now you can piss off people in the field by polluting searches with your project.
But at least you have a project name bro 😎
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