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[–] [email protected] 137 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Being treated like criminals

I've been followed around a store. Guess what store I've never bought from and won't be back to.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Buttplugs R Us?

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well you didn't tell us which store so we don't know

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Everyone who ever entered a Radio Shack was followed around the store.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

If you went over to the components drawers they’d bolt though, they didn’t know how to answer any questions about that stuff and also knew you were too cheap to buy a cellphone (I’m talking the last 10 years of the store or so, when they tried to be sprint stores or Verizon or whatever).

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And enough people didn't come back that they went out of business.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Man, I miss radio shack when they actually had electronic components.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They sold out their base 😤

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah, they were great for that. Ever since they closed, I don't really have a local source for that kind of thing anymore.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Then I'm not wrong.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

At self-checkout in a lot of stores employees stand behind me because I move fast. Apparently that means I’m stealing rather than I move faster than a snail when there’s a huge line of people waiting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

“Place your ITEM in the bagging area”

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

God the ones here don't let you. The scales have to match so you can only pick up one item at a time, scan it, put it in the bag, and wait for the scales to read.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I stopped going to Kroger grocery stores mostly over price but honestly even if they lowered prices I wouldn’t go back specifically because of this feature. It’s more pleasant to shop at Walmart or Safeway as they don’t use this kind of system.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If a store has an intentionally terrible interface like this, or displays a video feed of you using it, I'm not touching self checkout. Going through a cashier's line is fine, and walking away from my cart and never coming back is fine if that's not an option.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I avoid the self-checkout at the local target because they display a video feed of you using it with a distressingly bright blinky light. It's just sensory overload and I don't need that in my life.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Holy shit I hate that so bad.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I don't have any krogers just their rebrands. I only shop the ads (when it's actually a good deal) and do drive through pick up.

Self-checkout is the symptom. The disease is wandering around a store thst is ever changing and lack any industry standards.

Having them pick the order is like the olden days when stores were merely a counter with a clerk who would go in back and grab the items on your list.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh my god I hated those scale checkouts in the US. “Please remove bag from area” etc.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

🤖 PUT YOUR [item] IN THE BAG.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

“In case you haven’t been doing this since 1996 …”

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i’m starting to worry we’ll never find out which store it is. the suspense is killing me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Not if you don’t guess

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