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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Its a play on words. The lizard is a newt, and it's his. But it's also tiny, which is what the word "minute" means. Pronounced "My noot".

In time, minute (pronounced "min-it") is derived from this word to mean a tiny amount of time. Or 60 seconds. Thats why it has the same spelling.

Language is weird.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Odd side fact here: newts are not lizards.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Amphibians, they’re salamanders

[–] odium 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I pronounce the time one min-ut, not min-it.

[–] towerful 4 points 3 days ago

It's all from Latin mintus Vs minuta.
https://www.etymonline.com/word/minute

My-noot for small.
Min-ut for time.