ZDL

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Help me, I am trapped
In a haiku factory.
Save me, before they...
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Who said anything about GPS, though? It could easily be those "bluetooth beacons", right?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 15 hours ago

Yes, let's just ignore almost a century of research on perception and go with that, shall we?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

Yes. That's exactly what "elitism" means. 🙄

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

There are a whole lot more threats than cars at crossings that you might like to be aware of.

(And before people straw man this, it's an example selected for comedy potential, not a comprehensive list of all possible environmental hazards you might want to keep aware of.)

[–] [email protected] -1 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Just unnecessarily redundant ones for those of us not so addicted to our phones we can't last 20 seconds without looking at them.

I know! Maybe they need traffic lights built into phones! As you approach a traffic light, they link up with the intersection and tint your screen green and red depending on the walk/don't walk status! You'd never have to look up from your phones again!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

I have my eye on a guqin. I'll never be able to play one, but they look gorgeous and I'd want one as a decoration for my wall.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That's twice now.

And for a non-American, there's a whole lot of American-focused political shit in your feed. Perhaps there would be less confusion if you, you know, stopped talking like an American with an American's viewpoint on everything.

My gal.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 21 hours ago (10 children)

Weird. I just pay attention to my surroundings myself.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Oh, I fucking HOPE so! The thought of all those assholes dying horribly of radiation and/or starvation on the trip or on Mars proper just fills me with joy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yes. "Guy." Even the American "left" can't help but use the masculine-as-default.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

In today's lesson, an always-seeking-something-to-be-offended-about ideologue learns about "linguistic drift".

Or, more likely, doesn't. But that's par for the course for America's so-called "left". (You know, the "left" that the rest of the world considers "centre right".)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The "deal" may be a dictation the way things are going.

 

I only just put up that little photo essay and then this community gets created.

Coincidence?

Definitely.

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Bianqing (www.youtube.com)
 

Technically this doesn't really count as an obscure instrument where I live, but I suspect there are very few people outside of here who know it. These are stone chimes that date back to "scary-antiquity" times (at least 2500 years and likely more). The set being played is a reproduction of the set found in the tomb of the Marquis Yi of Zeng currently sitting on display in the Hubei Provincial Museum.

As is usual when describing some of the odder musical instruments here, I use the "it's like … but" formulation.

It's like a xylophone, but arranged sideways, and also suspended on wires or thin ropes (depending on which era), oh, yeah, and the sounding plates are made of stone.

 

When he struggles to reach across the board to move his chariot, I lose the plot.

 

 

… that everybody who confuses correlation with causation winds up dying.

 

This is what happens if you get an American djent drummer working together with a Chinese jazz bassist and a Chinese jazz guitarist creating polyrhythmic nigh-cacophony that gets tied together into a coherent whole by an Immortal come down from the moon after a Friday night bender singing.

 

 

I'm not joking …

… but he is.

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