Dad Jokes

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Haiku for you... (ttrpg.network)

submitted 17 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Help me, I am trapped
In a haiku factory.
Save me, before they...

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm coming to help.

Where can I find you my friend?

Oh no, they see me...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Hold it right there mate.
You will have to come with me.
You are in trouble

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

No, I've done nothing!

I'm lost! Where is the bathroom?

No hablo ingles.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

Se habla Spanish.

Kinda. I studied a bit.

When I was younger.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

This is kinda of stupid

why would you write haikus to free

a person trapped in here?

Edit is my haiku so bad 😞 added "of"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

There’s an old saying
About what to do in Rome…
When you are in it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

Talk about stupid,

You wrote a haiku that has

Extra syllables.

Stupid is too strong.

I feel bad for using it,

But it fits the scheme.