Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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Haiku for you... (ttrpg.network)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Help me, I am trapped
In a haiku factory.
Save me, before they...

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Hold it right there mate.
You will have to come with me.
You are in trouble

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

No, I've done nothing!

I'm lost! Where is the bathroom?

No hablo ingles.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Se habla Spanish.

Kinda. I studied a bit.

When I was younger.