Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community [email protected]

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Huge waist.

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It's sweeping the nation.

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A labra-cadabra-dor.

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If it floats, buoyant.

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but then it grew on me.

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A teacher says, "Spit out your gum." A train says, "Chew, chew, chew."

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Then it struck me.

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Jesuszilla.

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I saw it in the zoo a few years back.

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LMNOP

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I told him it was a waist of time.

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But it never took off

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You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.

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The evening mews.

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Fsh

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Atoms make up everything.

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An Organist

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… and American when you come out, what are you while you're in the bathroom?

European.

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BooBees

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