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[–] [email protected] 128 points 2 months ago (4 children)

It's funny because everyone I know that's worked for Apple no longer works for Apple.

[–] djehuti 83 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a great place to be from!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tja 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Disrespectful young whippersnapper

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Must be the perfect thing to add to your resume then go find better pay from desperate employers seeking an engineer that worked at apple.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You can say that about any of the MAMAA (previously FAANG/MANAA/whatever) companies.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Put an iPhone against his head,

pulled my trigger

Now he's dead

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I wasn't arguing; I was furthering your point.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Honestly surprised they still underpay versus the industry standard. And still overwork to death. They're so profitable, they could drop all that behavior. They're a cult that has to legally allow people to leave or they'd probably just enslave them. Can't even use their products anymore, knowing that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah that's generally how past tense works

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Conversely, I know numerous people that continue to work for other companies.