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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Must be the perfect thing to add to your resume then go find better pay from desperate employers seeking an engineer that worked at apple.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You can say that about any of the MAMAA (previously FAANG/MANAA/whatever) companies.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just killed a man...

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Put an iPhone against his head,

pulled my trigger

Now he's dead

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Was he holding it wrong?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

Israeli parts

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Never said otherwise

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

I wasn't arguing; I was furthering your point.