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[–] [email protected] 143 points 1 month ago (2 children)

With misinformation about and how shit Google search is lately, it's definitely a skill worth learning.

[–] [email protected] 115 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"I used to be able to Google like you, but then they changed what Google was and now what I can do doesn't work, and what you have to do seems weird and scary to me."

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

I used to google onions, because it was the style at the time

[–] sukhmel 19 points 1 month ago

I used to be able to Google like you

…but then I got enshittification in the knee

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

And it'll happen to you!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

For reals. I never bookmarked anything as I'd just regoogle what I was looking for but as of six months ago I can't find shit. It's like it never existed and all I get is spam websites that's are skinned to looks genuine. I'm honestly going back to Askjeeves.com.....

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it is any consolation, a good chunk of those bookmarks would lead to deadlinks or domains bought by someone else.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

wayback machine and bookmark, name a more iconic duo...

[–] sukhmel 7 points 1 month ago

Until you stumble upon "we don't have that page archived", then the pain is real

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Try DuckDuckGo - I believe its selling point is that it is not as bad as Bing.:-)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's Bing without tracking. And the things like quotation marks still work. However, baseline search using it has still gone to shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Did it used to be better? I rarely if ever used it before Google's enshittification, but now I'm just happy to find ~~streaming services~~ whatever I need.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It did, but Bing hiked their prices so it got shitty.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, "it" meaning Bing then, not DDG. Although I thought Bing had always been free... shows what I "know"!:-P

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

DDG uses Bing on the backend, and they have to pay for each query, so Bing affects DDG

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Oh damn, thanks for the explanation! 😀

[–] sukhmel 2 points 1 month ago

No, I've been using it for about 4 years or more, I think, and the search is stably kind of okay. Some time ago Google used to work when ddg failed, but…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah. It shows me first result article that copypasta from other place which is straight out wrong. Went to ddg and it start to show result that makes sense. It's no wonder people look up reddit thread for info. It also doesn't show too much oldschool forum, or at least it's buried down 20page later. It's unusable.