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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I will not believe you anyways and reboot just in case.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"I reboot it every night."

Processor Uptime : 191:22:19:54

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think the right processor up time is 192:168:1:1

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Something overflowed somewhere...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Don't worry, I'll get a bucket

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

"Yes I have, and I'm happy to do so again. For you."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Whenever my troubleshooting doesn't work it's because I forgot to power cycle