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Coomitter be like (lemm.ee)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'd have a field day with that. Max line length 70 or 75, excessively verbose function and variable names, triple the normal amount of comments, extra whitespace wherever possible, tab width 8, etc. The possibilities are endless for that metric.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Dude... Just write a python script that makes small changes to white space every few seconds and commits them.