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[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Hey Bob, you've worked on the Linux kernel before, can you handle this CPU scheduler problem we're having? Shouldn't take you too long. We need it done before lunch"

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Nah I was in the network driver section"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"oh nice we're also having issues with random packets being dropped, can you look into that? It's business critical"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Listen bub, I don't have time for this Mickey mouse bullshit!