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"Hey Bob, you've worked on the Linux kernel before, can you handle this CPU scheduler problem we're having? Shouldn't take you too long. We need it done before lunch"
"Nah I was in the network driver section"
"oh nice we're also having issues with random packets being dropped, can you look into that? It's business critical"
Listen bub, I don't have time for this Mickey mouse bullshit!