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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

But trim them a little to correct the problem. At least trim their balls back an inch. That way they can't spread.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Hey! Looks like your tires are flat! Is that why you're pumping them?

Yup! Here's your sign!

Hey! It looks like Mexico is not invading Kuwait anymore as it was never predicted anywhere by anyone!

Yup! Here's your sign!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I need an AI vibrator sounding mouse with blue tooth!

Buddy! How are you moving the mouse so fast??? Your hands aren't even moving! Anyway are you coming to the meeting?

I just came at the...to the meeting yes ofcourse. I'll be right there!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 day ago

Guys! Guys! Guess what! Kohler and American standard are going up against Toto in a battle of the flushes! They teamed up with Microsoft to add Copilot to every toilet in America! Initially this will be in the form of a heated electrified seat with AI powered slow close. But as it ...sorry, ass it learns, it will be able to do things we never imagined!

Like haven't you ever wished to have a gentle warm water ball massage 😉 given to you automatically by your brother-in-law's toilet when you come over and visit?

Wouldn't it be cool if the same amenities were available at the Walmart too and the Costco or even the local recreational public park toilets? Imagine what these seats could learn about the go on the go! And the convenience of not having to bring your own ball massager everywhere you go is just incredible.

AI control could bring bidet's everywhere the ability to clean the areas that need to be cleaned and leave the other areas dryer than before! You'd be in and out in a jiffy! Imagine that! A no-mess public toilet anywhere you go!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I don't have a pussy but anyone else other than republicans may please grab me anyway they please.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Some weirdos would love for trump to grab them by the pussy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I voted like 2 weeks ago. For god's sake get your ballot in on time. I've heard of no blizzards or typhoons or tornadoes or earthquakes. Do you want to have one of those things happen before you get to vote? No? So go now!!!! It's a super easy ballot. Go vote. The maga people are going to ruin us all if you don't go vote. Her something to drink so you're well hydrated. Get your sweater on and go! Or fill out your mail-in ballot and put it in your mailbox 📫. That's easier than cleaning your ears!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't get by the balls since he's got none.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I always thought missiles had toes! My childhood is ruined 😔.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

My friend would like more please

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay now let's imagine we did have awesome candidates to choose from not just Kamela, the orange back of peanut Grease and the several others in the list that were never mentioned except for a couple of times when they explained why only Kamela and Trump were in the debates. If let's say we had two really strong republicans that could get democratic votes against two really strong democrats who could easily get republican votes...how could my vote as a Democrat count at all if I voted for one of the republicans but then I happened to be in a democratic state like Texas (lol. Let's pretend Texas had mostly democratic electors). Like you mentioned, the electoral vote would be winner takes whatever...all or some. My individual vote is either diluted via population and number of representatives per stated, or eaten up by Jerrymandering or whatever. I say fuck the electoral college, count all the damn votes and make the popular vote win.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I wasn't gonna do it, but if you got any last remarks, you better say them now Mr putin

 

PDM vs just a network folder....hmmmm.

 

These are better than those weird videos.

 

Not you! You're human. You don't deserve free dental work. Instead you must pay your government so that it can start, continue or pretend to end wars.

 

Notice the continuous mention of bones.

 

Would it be possible to please make notifications last a whole minute? I really want to enjoy my notifications during a movie.

Also, I really love how I can't quickly just close the notifications. Could you guys please just lock up my phone or something?

Uh, I know! I know one! When the low battery notification comes on, switch the phone to full brightness and turn on the flashlight! And like be sure to cover the entire useful window for a minute or two so the user can be made aware of the importance!

And please do interrupt whatever I'm doing, whenever a guy just wants to call my phone number. That makes it easier for me to just call other people to do the same. And when a call comes in, those are the 3 things I want to do, either Answer, screen or hang-up. I sure wouldn't want to totally ignore a phonecall regardless of who it was. Specially not during a movie or while having sex. Please call others so they can call me.

When I'm driving, don't use the GPS to do useful things like call blocking! Nah. That data is important, send it to Coke so they know where to sell me more! Please do let me know about Coke or a call about the candidates while I'm about to exit the freeway. Block the entire screen and minimize my GPS. Truly appreciated!

Thanks Android!

 

In other news, more and more drugged up SUV drivers seek vengeance by running over innocent gas station bystanders.... most of the time it turns out to be just a cat, so it's okay.

 

Sure, I would be happy to not have to pay my jobless special someone's school loans from 20 years ago. But if we're being honest, just keep the drain pipes running and the water lines from clogging and I'll be happy. Extra points for locating the originators of these annoying scams and murdering them slowly at high temperatures.

 

I figure this would be a good place to ask. Im not paranoid but I say a ton of stupid stuff on the Internet. It's fun having conversations with total strangers after work 😁. Anyway, I was thinking. Could I keep a level of anonymity if I just created new accounts every month for example? Is that a thing people use? Like every month you just abandon your bs account and get a completely new account on google. Google specifically since they are the assholes that keep selling our data.

 

No thanks, I'm good. You guys go ahead and ticket each other until you all go bankrupt. The rest of us will just stand right here and watch the whole stupidity unfold.

 

We all know it, AI is better than you so just move over and let AI do the job 😉.

 

So anyway, lolz, we got photos of you, give us money 🤑💰🤑🤑💰🤑💰💰🤑!

 

Recently I've been planning on designing some optics, nothing fancy just for a projector system that I'm messing around with. Anyway I got this idea that I could basically model the optics in blender using lux core to simulate the light path as it bounces the mirrors and passes through the lenses.

So I am able to create lenses and parts of any kind O can think of but I would love to be able to control the parts after I've created them via parameters like radius of curvature for example for a mirror.

Is that possible using a python script? Like somehow keep the script that created the geometry somehow linked to the geometry in such a way that I can come back to the script and change it later or maybe even change it using the timeline and key frames?

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