tyrefyre

You haven the chicken, the rooster, and the hen. The chicken goes with the rooster. So who’s having sex with the hen?

And what does me having ulcer from worrying about it do?

You gotta get to the point where you worry about the things you can control, and let go of the things that you can’t.

I feel like if you applied to work there it was because you wanted to be able to berate the customers. While they may be required to do it if they want to do it, then it’s the same as if they did it on their own.

“I’m going to eat the sheep you don’t like”. Would be more spot on.

Hey, you got a permit for those guns?

Well it makes sense to hire an FBI guy, they have the training and experience.

I think they meant who is in the photo. Everyone knows who Selena is.

It’s called the big omelette burrito with brisket. It’s a big omelet, 3 eggs, cheese, meat of your choice (I go with brisket) pico de gallo, refried beans. It’s amazing. It also serves as my lunch because it’s huge.

Yes it was a good reminder for me. I usually always carry cash for this reason, but I had spent my cash and was lazy about making the time to swing by the bank for more. I did do that later that day and am back to carrying cash on me.

Fridays are my cheat day. All week long I look forward to getting a big ole breakfast burrito at a local restaurant. I pull in that morning and there’s a “cash only” sign. Well I don’t have any cash on me. Ruined my damn morning.

I don’t know your grandma’s boyfriends but she sounds pretty wild