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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a picture of SpongeBob and Patrick)

Be me in army

mandatory in my shitty country

first time we noob soldiers fire our guns

we lay in the ground and get ready

drill instructor yells "are you ready?"

i yell back "ai ai captain"

random guy two rows away yells " i cant hear you" drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him

i yell again "oooooo"

random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter ( the target was 300 meter away)

dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor

we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving

i am attending the "i cant hear you" guy wedding next week

 
 

Image Transcription(A 4Chan "green-text", titled "positive dad stories thread", with a picture of Pepe)

be me, 9

own a toy firetruck

god-i-fucking-love-my-fire-truck-.jpg

bring to show and tell

kids make fun of firetruck

go home tell dad

dad tells me not to worry about it

next day

dad wakes me up for drive to school

pass school

"dad where are we going?"

"my friends want to meet you anon"

pull up to firehouse

dad told his firefighter friends what happened

get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen

get to honk real firetruck horn

my-face-when my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They don't want you to see the tongues licking the dishes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I would say “Merry Christmas” is used more often here, but “Happy Christmas” is used a lot too. The Queen used to say “Happy Christmas” in her speech every year, which might have something to do with its popularity here? I didn’t know it wasn’t used in the US.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Another picture:

And a better shot of the yellow pin, since it's at a weird angle:

A yellow pin reading "Keep the feds out of our beds".

Link to the music video in which the jacket appears (albeit without the pins).

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

He definitely gets the seal of approval

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Definitely doesn't deserve a permanent ban imo, I don't think they were trying to cause offence.

@[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The modlog says it was the sh.itjust.works automod. The comment content didn't contain any keywords that could have tripped it, so I'm not sure why it would have been set off. Maybe the automod is set to permanently ban recently created accounts that have a significant number of downvotes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Maybe Boost doesn't display that it's been removed? When a comment is removed, Lemmy stills sends the content of the comment to the frontend - it's up to your client to not display the content. The comment is definitely gone on the website frontend.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I didn’t remove it; the instance admins (the modlog says “automod”) did. They also got permanently banned from sh.itjust.works, apparently. I personally don’t think it was that bad - it sounds more like misunderstanding or ignorance than intent to cause offense. You’re welcome to look at the modlog to see what it said

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (12 children)

It says "doesn't use the internet", not "can't use the internet". Whilst the internet has become more accessible over time through the use of screen readers etc, accessibility is unfortunately not considered a priority for many apps and websites. It's trickier to navigate the web as a blind person because websites are primarily designed to be looked at, not heard. It's not unreasonable that she might just not want to use it, even though she could learn to.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I'm aware of this - unfortunately, Lemmy doesn't allow transcription of the post image in this way, as it isn't part of the post body markdown. In Lemmy 0.19.4 or 0.19.5 (I'm not sure which) they added an actual alt_text field to posts for this (see here). Once sh.itjust.works updates to that version, I'll start using that field :D

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