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Image Transcription(A 4Chan "green-text", titled "positive dad stories thread", with a picture of Pepe)

be me, 9

own a toy firetruck

god-i-fucking-love-my-fire-truck-.jpg

bring to show and tell

kids make fun of firetruck

go home tell dad

dad tells me not to worry about it

next day

dad wakes me up for drive to school

pass school

"dad where are we going?"

"my friends want to meet you anon"

pull up to firehouse

dad told his firefighter friends what happened

get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen

get to honk real firetruck horn

my-face-when my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why is it slightly crooked

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i swear it wasn’t until i read your comment.

mods, how do i report a user for witchcraft and/or wizardry?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

lol it’s all good just wanted to ruin everyone’s day

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not sure whether to thank or block!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Choose wisely…

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because the text is at a slight angle

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This guy solves.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

A bigger win would have been to be taken to school in a firetruck

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The biggest win would be to run over the bullies in the firetruck

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That would mean the school is on fire

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Set the school on fire and make all the fire trucks come at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Fulfilling your sonanon's dreams is worth more than a day at work, any day.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Their dad seems cool. Wonder what went wrong and where that they ended up posting greentext?