marzhall

> git diff
> git add `!! --name-only`
> git commit - m "updated doc"
> git push origin HEAD

is probably 50% of my work machine bash history. Also fun trick for anyone who doesn't know:

git checkout -

checks out the last branch and it's great. "Damn, I need to pull main into this branch" becomes

git checkout -
git pull
git checkout -
git merge main

Sports nerds vibes

I did this as a kid at a place with cart corrals. Because, y'know, someone still needs to move them from the corrals to the front.

Finally I can add to the list:

• Fix Or Repair Daily
• Found On Road Dead

and now,

• Frequently Off Recording Device

Beneath the Mask in my ass

My first character was a "muppet-born" named Ché-Elmo, who interacted with the group over video chat directly (a hand-puppet Elmo with a red star cap was all they saw and heard), and was a Warlock who had made a pact with the being Carl Marx in exchange for power. His tome of power was Das Kapital, which I'd have him leaf through while we played.

He went missing a few years ago; it's my belief that he's out there now in some other dimension still sticking it to every merchant he encounters.

This, perhaps?

"Woman are you going to be able to get the kids"

Lmao this is not how I talk, nor do I have an SO nor kids. Though maybe that's for the best going by autocomplete

The good news: I don't drive anymore

The bad news: I did that shit because I grew up on an intersection with a real bad angle, so the only way to see both directions was to angle the car flat with the road I was turning onto. Then, even after moving, I did it because it gives better visibility.

Yo, the Elder hot sauce is great, though. I went online to buy more a few months after I saw them, lol

Hmm, perhaps I got lucky with my one work shirt - it was already a light red, and I didn't notice any dimming when I used a bunch of hydrogen peroxide on it to get a handful of blood out. Maybe it's just darker things?