mack7400

Here, bro. Here's your laptop

As you wish

I can't rally the ring, Mr. Frodo...but I can rally you!

"WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ALL THAT?!"

Makes me think that if there is a God, this would be an easter egg.

Vegas now have triple 0 roulette tables

Stupid inflation!

"Heh, how long until he pawed it off his face?"

"He...he won't take it off. Or let me remove it. Help."

Hopefully. I fear the day I plug in a new monitor and the damn thing pops up a "Please enter your wifi username and password to use this monitor"

It was busy uploading a sock.

Stanley nickels?

Bath wolves

Seconded. It was the first Linux that "just worked" for me, and has done so across 4 different machines now.