kingpepe8006

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Because that is what friends are for (lemmy.ml)
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Draft her to the NFL right now (sh.itjust.works)
When computer is what? in c/[email protected]
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*Cue "bad to the bone" meme (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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They got me😔 (sh.itjust.works)
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Thats fair (sh.itjust.works)
 
Should try again tomorrow in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Atleast your mum lets you finish a sentence even though she's a damn paperweight, my mum always gets a phone call whenever i start speaking and forgets about me instantly after that

What does the fox say? in c/[email protected]
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe from Paris, Texas? (sh.itjust.works)
 

Le Tex

Trump administration to stop US research on space pollution, in boon to Elon Musk in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

My brother🫂

I orgasmed. Now, I'm punching every cow on the head while I cut wood. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

How orgasmic

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Did you know Taylor Swift was named after Albert Einstein? (sh.itjust.works)
 

Yeah, a 110 years after.

Trump administration to stop US research on space pollution, in boon to Elon Musk in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

WALL-E situation coming to life day by day

California Is About To Run Out of License Plate Numbers in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Ford should really start getting in the train business

Dreams can come true in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Too late, can't move my legs anymore😔

If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Enough to feel FANTAstic

Badum tshhhh

Things are getting really crazy. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

"IT'S OUR JOB TO MAKE UP SHIT STORIES NOT YOURS!!!!!" -Onion to God

Dreams can come true in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Dammit, now i can't get up