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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

If you look closely, you can see they were on Adderall. If it was weed, there'd be none left

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This effect has been well studied and is known as Murphy's law.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Warning: deprecated for future release." This is future me's problem!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you tried it on the tablet? Is this known to work?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Knew a guy who got thrown off the toilet on a ship after a hard collision in port. Him and the poop.... Seat belt would've helped

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No, they're a 10,000 year old vampire /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's a turkey! Gobble gobble

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Completely agree, but let's wait another year just to be sure /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Being welcomed home from work by my dog. Always so happy to see me! Really picks me up even after a rough day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You can't fire me, I quit!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago

It's happening to my place right now. CEO lied about raise and bonus amounts. Additionally, both were lower than two years ago (last time we got a raise) especially factoring in inflation.

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