habl

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Garbage in garbage out. There is a boy out there with missing fingers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

In this economy that's 3 weeks. I'd rather call in sick.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want a free car with personalised ads!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Imagine poo being on any other part of you body where you except a piece of paper is enough to get rid of it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, a piece of paper is much better to get rid of poo then streaming water.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And we're proud!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (7 children)

WhatsApp is like hemorrhoids, you can try to ignore it but it's getting your attention eventually no matter how hard you try.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That's true, worth the effort no matter what

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope they die but I doubt it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I highly appreciate your effort but I'm not sure if I even want to go to YouTube anymore. Is my life really going to get worse without YouTube?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because of work. I'm a software developer and one in a while I'm forced to develop stuff using Google software. Also developers search the internet a lot to speed things up, you can use an alternative for Google but usually not getting the best results. Now I can live with that, but my boss doesn't like it if I take more time to finish my work just because I refuse to use Google :p

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