Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money : theonion

[–] [email protected] 189 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don’t you fucking tempt me

[–] [email protected] 100 points 2 years ago (1 children)

To quote the article,

just do it—do it right now.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ok fine. Wait I don't have a PS5 and now I don't have a job. Dang it.

[–] UndefinedIsNotAFunction 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can come use mine and I'll use you as inspiration to quit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You can come use mine and I’ll use you

🤔

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[+] [email protected] 68 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 years ago

Because you commit suicide after 2 weeks?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What are you waiting for?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago (23 children)

Well, some like a little bit of comfort. Just sitting a cold house all day and drinking only water is not for everybody.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Well look at Mr Money Bags over here with access to clean water.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And a house!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

A cold house at that! Where I am it's 30 degrees C in September and everything's on fire so you can't even open the windows. I'd love to be in a cold house right now.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 years ago

Please don't tempt me, I am barely holding on.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I've made it 9 months since I quit.

Lotta chicken and rice but I thought I'd take my retirement before I die in the food wars

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Bruh, I aim to the water wars. That's starting next year, I believe.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hmm that's an interesting chicken or egg problem. Which will come first, the food wars or the water wars?

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[+] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This guy was able to deliver pizza for a month and live off that money for a few months?!

Wtf is this shit 1990s

Gtfo here boomer

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's Brasilian Jiu-jitsu. Saved you a Google search.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I don't understand why everyone in the internet thinks people will understand their niche subcultures' acronyms. US military people are the worst culprits.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Blowjob Job? Intriguing...

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[+] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I've been jobless for around 2 years now because of depression and shit, finally got back into working and I hate myself for not starting up my world of warcraft career back up. I could be a wow king by now 🙃😂

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If that doesn't work there's always plan b: drinking yourself to death

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Following in smashmouth guy's footsteps, brave

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey now

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You’re an all-star

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (6 children)

i did this last winter; i firmly believe everyone has and needs slovenly unemployment periods to remind you of the perils of not working [but in equal measure, the bliss of not working and the amount of luxury you can just coast on]

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

I'm doing this right now. It's the first time in 10 years I haven't had someplace I needed to be 5 days a week. It's really changing my perspective on what I need out of a job and what I could be improving in my life if I weren't spending that time working.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Definitely do this, except replace playstation with heroin.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For real. Who has money for a PS5?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

If only I had a PS5...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So I can quit my job and play PS5 for 15 minutes?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Literally what I have been doing since last month. I made it a bit more challenging by going on a vacation for a week too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (5 children)

The guy in the picture is not playing FIFA. If he was he'd be frowning and smashing his controller

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