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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok fine. Wait I don't have a PS5 and now I don't have a job. Dang it.

[–] UndefinedIsNotAFunction 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can come use mine and I'll use you as inspiration to quit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You can come use mine and I’ll use you

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There are stranger way for two people to get together. And bump-intos with coffee cups and piles of paper are worn out.