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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money
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To quote the article,
Ok fine. Wait I don't have a PS5 and now I don't have a job. Dang it.
You can come use mine and I'll use you as inspiration to quit.
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There are stranger way for two people to get together. And bump-intos with coffee cups and piles of paper are worn out.